You Might Be A Pregnant Woman If...

...Your boobs sit on your belly while getting a bath

...You've had 3 naps, and got 12 hours of sleep the night before, and are still tired

...You can successfully beat your husband and his brothers in an eatting contest

...Your belly button popped, and now looks like a large third boob

...You sweat more than a 15 year old boy on a first date

...You realized the bad smell in the house was your feet

...It takes you at least 3 tries to roll out of bed

...McDonalds drive through knows you by name

...Everyone looks skinny

...You've lashed out irrationally at your boss, and then cried for 2 hours

...You know where every public restroom is in every store you go to

...You have bizarre, crazy dreams, charlie horses in your calves, and pee at least 5 times every single night